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eye2i2



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PostSubject: For a list...   Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:59 pm
Alice Kahn, per Progressive Farmer Magazine wrote:

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3 ...To repeat these options, press *..."
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Danny Shahar



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PostSubject: Re: For a list...   Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:02 pm
Haha I BET THE PERSON WHO THAT AUTOMATED PHONE OPERATOR MACHINE PUT OUT OF A JOB IS STARVING ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET DANG YOU TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!one
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Cassandra



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PostSubject: Re: For a list...   Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
How about the automated psycho-babble help line:

If you suffer from OCD, press #1, repeatedly
If you suffer from paranoia, we know where you are and are already on our way
If you suffer from NPD, no need to do anything, your needs have been anticipated in advance, your majesty
Can't remember the other options.
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