This is just too good. Just tooooo good. So there I am at the sink, washing a bag of grapes. This is the second bag. The first bag was really good and so I am curious where they came from and who grew them and stuff like that. So I look at the bag to see if it has any interesting info on it and THIS is what I see:

Quote:

SUNSET Seedless Sans Pepins # 4635 Produce of U.S.A. The recipient of the produce contained in this package agrees not to propagate or reproduce any portion of the produce, including "but not limited to" seeds, stems, tissue, and fruit.

An End User License Agreement... on GRAPES???

I don't phucking believe my own eyes!

- NonE

I think you just violated your 'agreement' with this grape company, NonE. Shame on you!

Ha ha that's good for a laugh. Here is one to go with it. Fancying an afteroon treat one day I popped into the local store for a snack. Making my choice I exited the shop and for some reason I read the small notice on the packaging. It read something like this.
Warning, this product may contain nuts, nut extracts or parts of nuts which may cause allergic reactions.

Yes you've guessed it, I had selected a bag of nuts.................

They're seedless grapes.


(Don't ask me. I just work here.)

- NonE

NonE was about to discover cloning by testing it on grapes, but Big Agriculture won't let him...