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Conrad
Number of posts: 5647
Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Registration date: 2007-07-21
| | Subject: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:01 pm | |
| peeps,
I'm looking for more original ways to insult people or wish them ill, so do you have any particularly funny or interesting ways of swearing at people?
I recently used 'I hope you starve...' which I found quite funny cuz of its specificness and out-of-the-ordinariness
lemme know yours |
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Phlogiston
Number of posts: 640
Location: NOLA
Registration date: 2007-10-24
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:32 pm | |
| I don't need any ways to insult people. I seem to do just fine without even trying.  100,000 sperm and You were the fastest? How many times do I have to flush before you go away? It appears you have a severe case of assholio. |
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Conrad
Number of posts: 5647
Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Registration date: 2007-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:35 pm | |
| | Phlogiston wrote: | I don't need any ways to insult people. I seem to do just fine without even trying.
100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
It appears you have a severe case of assholio. |
see, from a comedy-technical point of view, these are okay phrases, but they seem too, I don't know, 'contrived'. The best phrases are ones that flow naturally, but come with a twist. |
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Dylboz
Number of posts: 2159
Registration date: 2007-09-20
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| Son of a motherless goat. _________________ Please check out my blog! Dylboznia |
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Nielsio
Number of posts: 708
Location: Amsterdam
Registration date: 2007-08-19
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:01 pm | |
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Conrad
Number of posts: 5647
Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Registration date: 2007-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:28 pm | |
| the ones Nielsio linked tend to suffer from two problems: unnecessary profanity and lack of a twist I did really like this Serbian one | Quote: | | [b]"May your house be live on CNN" (Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U)--this essentially means I hope NATO will bomb your house. |
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Phlogiston
Number of posts: 640
Location: NOLA
Registration date: 2007-10-24
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:06 pm | |
| For a twist I think Marx was best (thats Groucho). Not that they are so good as remarks to use directly to someone.
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
He always makes me laugh.
I love that serbian one. |
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Anne la Jordanie
Number of posts: 90
Age: 22
Registration date: 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:15 pm | |
| One of my favorites I usually use in jest with those familiar with history is "I wish you had married Henry VIII."
Another good one is "Dumber than Tink's dildo."
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Phlogiston
Number of posts: 640
Location: NOLA
Registration date: 2007-10-24
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:58 pm | |
| I love the Henry viii one. I am not familiar with Tink or the relation to the dildo. Could you please give some background? |
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Anne la Jordanie
Number of posts: 90
Age: 22
Registration date: 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:22 pm | |
| It's from a book. It's said by a pixy. Tink is a shortened version of Tinkerbell.
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Static4367
Number of posts: 353
Age: 29
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Registration date: 2008-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:01 pm | |
| Only a knob would start a thread like this |
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Conrad
Number of posts: 5647
Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Registration date: 2007-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:14 pm | |
| Just now I had a practical problem (involving drying laundry) and expressed my confusion to Zebra, and she gave the solution that was completely obvious but that I somehow hadnt thought of, and she then said 'Just stick with me bro, you'll do okay' which I found very funny
in another context and I probably posted this in another thread already, a friend of mine once told me: 'I don't care what people say about you, I think you're okay' which is friggin' hilarious (cuz of the paranoia that the supposedly comforting statement provokes) |
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Alex
Number of posts: 819
Age: 41
Location: Baltimore, MD, USA
Registration date: 2007-12-25
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:06 pm | |
| | Anne la Jordanie wrote: | | It's from a book. It's said by a pixy. Tink is a shortened version of Tinkerbell. |
Tink's Dildo must be a reference to Pinnochio's nose, and so we have the complete objectification of man in his manipulated (by a narcissistic and emasculating mother) form as a pure sex object. What could be more brilliant?
Me, I prefer: "Slot". It says its all.
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Alex
Number of posts: 819
Age: 41
Location: Baltimore, MD, USA
Registration date: 2007-12-25
| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:07 pm | |
| | Conrad wrote: | Just now I had a practical problem (involving drying laundry) and expressed my confusion to Zebra, and she gave the solution that was completely obvious but that I somehow hadnt thought of, and she then said 'Just stick with me bro, you'll do okay' which I found very funny
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I always find that kind of thing funny too. ZF is a winner. She put you off your guard once again, and comforted you in the bargain.
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Favorite swear words and phrases Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:50 pm | |
| Once I busted out the phrase "Tri-County Dick Mangler" and I've been using it ever since. |
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